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Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

electrontube5 

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.
"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."
electrontube5 by Tesla February 27, 2005

Electromauled

I was electromauled
Electromauled by SuperJinch December 18, 2021

electrontube 

An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.
"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard."

"Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."
electrontube by tesla November 29, 2004

electroslut

usually a girl that is overly slutty, and gravitates toward the electro/techno scene
Hey Mike, did you see that electroslut on all those guys at that rave last night?
electroslut by Justyee May 19, 2008

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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