One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.
"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"
To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.
Ha! look at that astronaut!
Cosmic cock blockery abound, these space exploring bastards are known for ruining any chance you have of looking cool at a "Roll Party" (A social gathering in which Ecstasy is consumed)
"Who the fuck invited that Astronaut? What the fuck part of NO FUCKING ASTRONAUTS didn't you understand Todd?!"
Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon
God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.
Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).
God, that man is an astronaut!
A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"
Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.
Filthy, most hated, tang addicted gravity haters. Astro-nazis covered in astro juice. Lowest scum of the earth, if they don't like our planet they should just leave forever. Having their moon cheese babies and eating all of their meals upside down. Watch out they will stick an American flag in you!
"Why, one of those astronauts moved into my neighborhood not too long ago, and simultaneously all of the leaves started changing color and falling off the trees."
"Was that in October?"