earliness

The act or state of being early.

If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.

earliness by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010

Earline

The female version of Earl. A strong-willed monitor, she brings out the best in people, and has a certain love for chocolate. Usually, an older person's name. She loves to travel and loves kids and dogs. She often shows the tough love and will always tell you when your doing something wrong.

That girl Earline is a tough cookie.

Earline by Evan Willams February 11, 2010

earlingus fungus 

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

earlingus fungus by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead

I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!

earlingus by earlingus October 15, 2012

earwitness

1. second hand information
2. something you heard about from an eyewitness.

Me: So did you see it for yourself?
An Earwitness: No but my boy swears he saw the Loch Ness monster on his trip to the Scottish Highlands.

earwitness by mike sutt January 10, 2012

earlungess 

When you see a fine ass motherfucker and your ears start tingling

Damn that man be fine, he be giving me earlungess

earlungess by Earlungess March 9, 2015

earwitness

Someone who hears but does not see an event

The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog

earwitness by Luddz July 20, 2015