When two women chop off that which makes you a man, cut it up in to little peices and send it to your best friend in the mail.
A: Dude, Alexa and Damali totally threatened to demanify Vinay
B: But wouldn't they need a huge package? That guy is a TRIPOD. Expensive shipping
A: That's why they chop it in to little peices, you dumbfuck
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'