disembobulate 

To expell siemen onto another object, usually a person. ejaculatejizcumdickspit

WTF?! You just disembobulated all over my face!

disembobulate by AJscrazysick January 19, 2008

Discombobulate 

Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭

First, discombobulate

Dazed, discombobulate

Distract target.. discombobulate
Block his blind jab, discombobulate
He'll attempt wild haymaker,

discombobulate

In summary, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞

Discombobulate by CrunchySnackys November 16, 2020

discombobulated melancholy 

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.

Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

discombobulated melancholy by St.Louis April 22, 2010

discombobulated dickhead 

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

discombobulated dickhead by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

discombobulated by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

discombobulated by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

discombobulate 

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.

discombobulate by Lady Chevalier May 7, 2005