dirty bert
after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.
dirty bert by heman July 1, 2006
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dirty berty
a dirty berty occurs when your partner is giving you oral sex under a blanket and you fart and hold them under the blanket to continue while they smell your fecal odor.
(to guy friend) dude last night while sheila was giving me a blowjob i totally gave her a dirty berty.
dirty berty by high hat March 10, 2011
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Dirty Bertie
When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.
Dirty Bertie by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020
Dirty Bertha
When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.
Dirty Bertha by Bods July 1, 2006
Dirty Bertie
Dirty Bertie by muchganja June 23, 2021
dirty bertram
Chad: Dude did you see that Daniel went to jail yesterday?
Brad: Yea dude i heard that he did a Dirty Bertram on Mike
Brad: Yea dude i heard that he did a Dirty Bertram on Mike
dirty bertram by Mastersex123 September 27, 2022
The Dirty Bertrand
Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.
The Dirty Bertrand by bbbeaver October 13, 2012
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