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1.
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
"That move was about as slick as santorum!"
by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003
 
2.
1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
 
3.
1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.
1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.
by Hankley October 20, 2004
 
4.
1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006
 
5.
As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
by Tommy Humphreys May 27, 2005
 
6.
1. A closet case who will help keep theocracy in power in the USA and spread the crusade worldwide.

2. A mixture of feces, KY and pretty boy closet case huckster drool.
There are two theocracies left in the world: Iran and the USA. Christofascists unite! Homo sex is abomination in bible -- immediately before the next "abomination," touching the skin of a dead pig. Down with fags and down with the Superbowl! Vote Santorum!
by Fascistophobe March 19, 2005
 
7.
Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage for the "frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter resulting from anal intercourse."
It's a wonder that Rick Santorum hasn't sued Dan Savage for making up the term "santorum" - but he probably doesn't want the kind of publicity that would result.
by Skip Mendler January 26, 2006