dick count 

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.

Madonna's dick count must be over 100.

dick count by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008

Dick Contact 

Like when you're walking, and a girl looks you in the eyes... except it's your dick.

"Dude, Wendy just totally made dick contact with me as she slowly walked by."

Dick Contact by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

DDC (Direct Dick Contact) by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

Country Dick by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition) 

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition) by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

County Dick 

A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"

Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.

"Dude, did you see her new boyfriend? Total county dick."

County Dick by MrTheShit December 18, 2011

dick checkout counter 

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

dick checkout counter by ryan September 6, 2004