dick count
dick count by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008
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Dick Contact
Dick Contact by Provost Ravi Rajan2 April 3, 2009
DDC (Direct Dick Contact)
Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.
DDC (Direct Dick Contact) by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018
Country Dick
Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Country Dick by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018
CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)
A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition) by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
County Dick
A.k.a. "The Hick Dick"
Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.
Is a white male, typically tall with blonde hair, that is from central/county USA that doesn't have very many outstanding features besides having a county bitch that looks exactly like him. Together they will live in county harmony in county USA.
County Dick by MrTheShit December 18, 2011
dick checkout counter
dick checkout counter by ryan September 6, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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