The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of
two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and '
Great expecting
Asians.'
'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last
night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-
erection of Christ; this
time Jesus does the nailing.'