11 definitions by Jack Herrer
A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020
It's the sort of word you will hear in the rapper 'Luh Kel's' song from his album 'Mixed Emotions.'
It means feigning or faking a move but also may mean pining for something, can be a gestural thing or expressed in dance.
It means feigning or faking a move but also may mean pining for something, can be a gestural thing or expressed in dance.
Luh Kel: Now you see me feenin,' fallin in the deep-end but all your love it got me schemin'
Me: Now I want to look "feenin'" up on Urban Dictionary to find its true meanin!
You: *Votes my definition in* because how few other examples of a def on the word there are
Me: Now I want to look "feenin'" up on Urban Dictionary to find its true meanin!
You: *Votes my definition in* because how few other examples of a def on the word there are
by Jack Herrer December 29, 2020
Village man:
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
The break someone in is the sort of statement that only a slutty and predatorial female would say about what she wants to do to a usually younger guy because she thinks its fun and purely because of that. She doesn't care if he is ready but inadvertently it may make the guy either wizer sexually or more reckless, depending on how affectionate the process is. It is not dissimilar to having a "one nighter."
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020