dilatory 

tending to delay or procrastinate; slow; tardy

The dilatory car was not speeding down the highway; instead, it was driving really slowly.

dilatory by xyc October 17, 2007

depocatory 

Depocatory is a term used to describe someone who continually engages in acts of asshattery, or someone who routinely demonstrates a lack of common sense or good judgement. One who is depocatory usually struggles to comprehend the basics of everyday life and has few or no friends. Should someone you care about begin to act in a depocalarious manner, a direct intervention (pronounced: smack) is crucial immediately.

*SMACK*
"What was that for!?"
"You might know, if you weren't so goddamned depocatory!"

depocatory by maki March 4, 2005

torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS) 

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS) by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022