decrepidate

To crawl into bed and roll yourself up in your duvet like a miniature pancake.

I'm totally exhausted. I'm going to decrepidate and watch Friends.

decrepidate by ts9195 December 20, 2010

Decrepence 

Similar to Decrepit including -ence: suffix denoting a quality or an instance of it
- filthy or old
- worn out or ruined because of age or neglect
- dirty

I was pulling out some things from the attic and ended up with some sort of decrepence all over me.

Decrepence by Edins DJ July 1, 2020

decrepenis 

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

decrepenis by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

decrepid monkey fist 

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

decrepid monkey fist by intheface December 8, 2009

decrepid 

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

decrepid by foggy123 October 30, 2010

decrepid man 

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

decrepid man by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

DecripedLankleBerryBlossm 

when someone wants to identify as a fairy but also broke themselves so this is their new name is DecripedLankleBerryBlossm.

hi my name is DecripedLankleBerryBlossm

DecripedLankleBerryBlossm by ANNA4D November 15, 2022