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Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.
Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!
Reared by Redacted & Revised May 4, 2008
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When someone sticks their dick up someone's ass.
Oh my, that man got reared by that llama over there.
reared by The one named K3N April 26, 2006
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When someone has a big ass
Yo! That chick is reared.
reared by Simply Sam, Nothin more January 13, 2008

Reared up 

Pronounced “rared up”
Tispy, drunk af, stoned, or just extremely cross fucked to the point you barely remember how to walk
J and ty: yo mike you feelin alright over there
Mike: yeah guyler just feeling a lil reared up rn
Reared up by Lil Otto December 23, 2018

Reared up 

Mr Eddy said "Oi, Mr Fox you have an exceptionally small penis" Mr Fox replied "You should see it when it's reared up"
Reared up by comparethemarket.com December 29, 2009

getting reared 

Being fucked in the ass. usually in the homosexual sense.
Jesus Christ man. Johns getting reared by his roommate so often I think he needs a maxi pad for his bleeding asshole.
getting reared by Fuck shit eat my ass September 29, 2017

getting your ass reamed 

getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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