crysack 

A crysack is an annoying person who whines on and on about small issues that are bothering them.

Bob hasn't shut up since i stabbed him in the eye. He's being a real crysack about it.

crysack by thrakazog January 31, 2008

Cryjackulation 

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

Cryjackulation by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Crysacking 

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

Crysacking by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Cryjack 

When a man cries while he masturbates

Man im really sad so im gonna go cryjack in my room

Cryjack by Big S & Little M February 9, 2015

Crysnack 

To mix together crystal meth and crack.

Yo Eminem, pass that crysnack cus i wanna smoke that meth n crack says kim as she lights up the scooby snack.

Crysnack by Eminem's bitch January 12, 2017

Crywacker

A male who furiously masturbates while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic his life is

He always acts so depressed about being single, I bet he's a crywacker.

Crywacker by Little Demons August 25, 2017