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crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.
The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.
crapendium by Mearns June 21, 2005

Crapendipity 

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.
Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.
Crapendipity by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Cramandus 

Cramandus is another way of saying Ridiculous, While also showing lots of Excitement.

You can think of it as Ridiculous and Awesome combined.
Example 1:

Jack: Did you know that mars is gonna be habitable soon?
Joe: What? I didn't know that, That's Cramandus!

Example 2:
Ben: I finally got my driving license!
Joe: That's Cramandus! Awesome
Cramandus by Joe Sean A G May 31, 2018

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.
Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.
Crapendium by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022
People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.
Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.
cramond by Crammmond February 2, 2021
A naturally beautiful strong individual who is never afraid to be herself! Often wonder why people gravitate to them because their selective with who they show their personality with but their energy is undeniably radiant
I wish I could be as solid as Camenda
Camenda by Mendbymenda November 23, 2021