This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the
real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which
will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he
will need a lot of it for the events to come. The
female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he
will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate
brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most
people will not, he can use a previously made stash which
will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the
female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge
brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they
will both
will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they
will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate
sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.
