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I COULD target Jews and I could NOT target Jews. I said black people would be more accessible based on where I live but also I probably see more white kids than anything. Or Hispanic kids. I could do them instead.
Hym "I COULD do anything but the REASON I would do anything is that I'M NOT GETTING THE CREDIT OR THE MONEY I DESERVE FOR LITERALLY CREATING AI JUST THERE. You tried to 'stop' me and I told you not do to do it because 'it would be like trying to stop the wind with your bare hands.' Those were my exact words. You are the problem here and I am the solution. You want that dynamic. You chose to be that and now you are trying to scapegoat me after doing the thing I told you not do to."
Could by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

could be gayer 

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth
thomas: You know what this could be gayer
could be gayer by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

Could be an option.. 

A turn of phrase best used when a random or casual acquaintance invites you to do something you have no intention of actually doing..

A noncommittal and inoffensive way to say no to something you don’t want to do..
Random: Hey bro you should all come over to my house for drinks..

Me: Yeah thanks dude, could be an option..

Annoying colleague: Hey we should definitely go and catch a movie some time..

Me: Yeah that sounds great, could be an option..
Could be an option.. by P Hats February 4, 2021

could care less 

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.
person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"
could care less by skunky December 26, 2004

Could You Please 

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.
Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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