One who dislikes change and therefore progress. If any country, especially the United States, was governed by conservatives from the start, we'd all either be Nazis, dead, or back in the Dark Ages. Often marked by ati-humanitarian, selfish causes such as triumphing businesses over people, promoting Christian prayer in every situation, keeping hate alive by promoting war, and keeping deserving people out of one's country. The conservative has troubles thinking for his/herself, and follows whatever he/she is told. Conservatives have statistically been noted to be the least educated members of a populace.
Bastard: "I'm a conservative"
Me: "Sorry. I'll try to speak slower"
by Peace-Love-Unity October 25, 2003
People who want to destroy america by letting the poor starve in the streets while having little bitch fits about not getting there tax cuts.


gun toteing rednecks
conservatives: george bush is a gun toteing redneck who is letting the poor starve and making the rich richer

makes sense why some1 would do that
i mean
its brilliant
george bush is an idiot
by scottieee June 29, 2006
If you're a racial, ethnic, or religious minority living in the United States, these are the people most likely to take away your right or shoot you, due to their xenophobia of anyone who isn't a white conservative christian.
Those conservatives are about to hang the muslim because he said praise Allah.
by 198d January 19, 2011
1) Stereotypical, close-minded being of Abrahamic-Religious origins. Usually resistant to social change, and the freedom of practice. They may feel that their beliefs are morally right. He or she may believe in charity, and kindness, but it is usually applied to people of their own beliefs. Some may be selfish, and create conflict to change a national policy in their favor, without thinking about minorities, or the violation of a constitution.

2) Stereotypical non-intellectual, Southern American Citizen, "Redneck" for slang. Usually depicted as a white, Evangelical Christian, who supports hate-groups such as, the Ku Klux Klan, the National Socialist Party, or God Hates Fags. They are a menace to freedom.

3) One who believes that life should revolve around a book, rather than common sense, and individualism.
Not all Liberals or Conservatives are the same. But I see that many Conservatives are too judgmental, close-minded, and hateful of minorities, or people outside of their beliefs. Do you really want to be depicted as a barrier to social freedom? I am not some hippie on drugs, or a prostitute. I am an individual who feels for others, OUTSIDE of my religion, family, or race. The same goes for Atheists. You may think we worship Satan, but we believe Satan, or god does not exist. I try not to be too judgmental as well, but that is human nature. It is better to be independent from political parties. I am morally liberal, but I do not favor gun control.
by Joe Mcbob October 25, 2007

Contrast with liberal.
1. Kid: "Mom, can we wear our bathing suits today instead of regular underwear?"

Conservative Mom: "No."

2. Citizen: "Sir, can we live how we want, and marry who we want, and work only as much as we have to, decide our own morals, and actually make an attempt to make use of our supposed freedom?"

Conservative Man: "No."
by LeSaint March 02, 2007
A person or party who are rather close-minded. They make decisions based upon traditional views and standpoints. They are rather frightened when it comes to new ideas or concepts.
Conservatives can't accept the fact that times change.
by robart December 27, 2004
1. Somebody on the right side of the political spectrum.

2. A person that doesn't believe in equal rights.
Conservatives like to blast liberals for their views, despite the fact that they are only trying to make the country a better place for ALL of its citizens, not just the wealthy.
by redhed311 April 29, 2005
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