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Most often members of the Republican Party in America.

Most often known as fucking nuts by the rest of the world.
Ohh, look at me! I'm a tree huggin, baby clubbin liberal! I can read and write! I care about people!

- conservative negative ad on liberals.
by rhcp18 February 18, 2010
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People whose political philosiphy is based on falsities. There are three kinds of conservatives. The first ones are the rich powrful people. They are conservatives because they are out of touch with the problems in society. Then there's religious conseratives, who ironically think that Jesus wants them to fuck the world up. The third group is the "blue-collar" conservatives who have no idea what conservatism really is; they just follow the first two groups blindly.
Examples of the three conservatives' groups:
Group 1: see George W. Bush
Group 2: see Catholic Church
Group 3: see red states, hicks, and rednecks
by Anne Coulter June 17, 2008
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Someone who loves the 1800's too much.
That conservative likes things how they were in the 1800's, like no gay marriage.
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a person that thinks "less is more" politics wise. Usually quietter when presented with a poll, and prefers to save money rather than spending it. Prefers to allow more freedom law wise (where I've lived and observed). Called Fascists by liberals (apparently). I use parentheses too much don't I? (don't send me your opinions)
That liberal is soooo wrong! He's a fascist.
I am a conservative.
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1) An ideology which espouses less government in theory, but has consistently failed in reality. Every "conservative" administration had grown government, and done more to restrict freedoms.

Conservatives blame various national problems such as health care, the economy, and what ever suits the moment on "illegals". This high degree of xenophobia implies a distrust, and dislike of non-white immigrants in reality.

The vast majority of conservatives are as described above, the few "minority" conservatives don't discount the xenophobia of this ideology.
Conservative: We need to keep the illegals out, they're ruining our country.

American: Which ones, the illegal Irish immigrants or the illegal Mexicans?

Conservative: Well uh, it's so easy to cross the Mexico border. Illegals, illegals!!
by ixbo47 September 20, 2009
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The fear that someone somewhere, may be happy.
Conservatives believe in equality for all heterosexual, Christian white males.
by KevinM March 31, 2005
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1. someone who believes in small government, except for censoring the internet, banning gay marriage, and making English the national language.

2. someone who thinks giving a single mom $10,000 a year in welfare will be a disincentive to work, but thinks letting a rich kid inherit $500,000,000 will make them a productive member of society.

3. someone who thinks that Jesus would oppose social safety nets and progressive tax plans

4. someone who thinks that young black men no longer face any real disadvantages in modern America, but still refuses to let their daughter marry one.

5. someone who thinks a 13 year old should be forced to carry her pregnancy to term, then tries to cut back on child-support enforcement so they can lower the capital gains tax.
A Reagan-era conservative Republican would say that the Emancipation Proclamation was an unwarranted government intrusion on a market system.
by VoiceOfReason June 06, 2006
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