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Bastard Pop

Sometimes known as bootlegs this now infamous style of music has been around aslong as it has been poosible for anyone to get their hands on a mixer and/or recording software and learn how to use it.

The Style was first seen in Ibiza where DJ's would mix and old fave song with a new song - bringing fresh new sound. Recently the style has progressed massivly with people like "Poj Masta" starting to use "Aphex Twin" style mixing programmes to produce the slickest glitch and bootleg tracks the world has ever seen.

Others say that this style has only just become popular - mainly becuase of the RIAA's constant copyright grabbing. As bootlegging is Illigal it is still officially a crime - but most artists mind this less as some people feel inclined to buy their music after hearing a really good bootleg / Bastard Pop remix.
Poj Masta's Version of Toxic by britney.
by Ed December 25, 2004
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Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.
I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.
by ed April 28, 2003
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pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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george w. bush

The best president since Reagan. A Christian from the great state of Texas. A buttload of idiots hate him because he's killing off the Muslims that murdered a couple thousand Americans. Much better president than that asshole womanizer Bill Clinton. Nicknamed "Dubya".
Bush is killing off the Muslims for God.
by Ed April 6, 2005
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Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.
An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)
by Ed November 24, 2004
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GARV

Acronym - Good All Round Value
Those Tesco value cookies were GARV.
That Stella was reasonably priced AND got me drunk, what GARV.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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Muckled

I was so muckled I blacked-out last night.
by Ed March 26, 2005
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