ed's definitions

Ukulele

A small insturment with four string origianlly from hawaiil.

Ukuleles rock

by Ed November 24, 2003

Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.

An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)

by Ed November 24, 2004

Watford Gap

The defining point between the area of land considered the 'South' of England, and that considered the 'North'.

Aye, it's grim oop north o' the Watford Gap.

by Ed March 4, 2004

Muckled

Slang. Drunk or intoxicated.

I was so muckled I blacked-out last night.

by Ed March 26, 2005

Gayzor Mountains

Also, gayzorians enjoy Microsoft products.

Gayzor! You must like M$!

by ed March 2, 2005

upper-middle class

Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants etc would be considered upper-middle class

i am a doctor, i am upper-middle class

by ed June 18, 2006

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004