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confessapy 

confessapy derives from the words 'confess' and 'therapy.' It is the act of making a confession in a therapeutic manner, often to complete strangers and in an anonymous fashion.
confessapy helps me deal with my deepest, darkest secrets in life, like the time when I had a three-way with my mom's best friend and her husband. I can't tell my mom this but it feels good to tell others.
confessapy by EJY October 16, 2008
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confessalicous

a sexually act so exciting and wild that you want to join the catholic church just so you can confess it to the Priest.
The other night with the twins was confessalicous. You think I can do a guest confessional at the local church. I need to tell someone of the sins I have committed.
confessalicous by FunSlutMonkey September 24, 2006

Confessalapsed

An individual who is constantly confused over things that should be super simple things, also seems to have mental challenges to given tasks, jobs, assignments that most people have an easy time navigating through, and has to rely on being overly nice to deflect the the fact that they are an individual who is super lost in the sauce of life.
(kon-fes-a-lap-sed) - "Man we have far to many confessalapsed individuals who work here."

Confessay 

A letter you write to someone revealing the feelings that you're too puss to admit, and then not sending the letter.
Confess+Essay=Confessay
John: Ya'll man i wrote a confessay to sarah tellin her that she's a whore for leaving me, but i'm not gonna send it because she might hire a hitman on me.
Bill: Puss.
Confessay by heeeeeeyyXD March 15, 2009

Confessperate 

adj. When people on facebook become so desperate for to be part of the 'top news' or try to receive an exceeding amount of likes on their status update that they ask 'like for a confession'
Kareem: dude that girl said she would tell me a confession if i liked her status!

Andrew: dude cant u see?! She's just confessperate for likes...

Kareem: oh... well i still want one
Confessperate by That Tall KiiD September 1, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026