conedick
A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.
conedick by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011
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conekicker
Unruly, vulgar, disgruntled person, such as a customer exiting Detroit's American Jewelry and Loan as seen on Hardcore Pawn on TruTv. Customer can be seen kicking traffic cone in the parking lot, shouting obscenities to no one in particular, ending tirade by exclaiming 'bitch!' A lout.
bouncer: get outta my store!
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*
conekicker: "my vcr is worth $200.... BITCH! *walks over to traffic cones and repeatedly kicks them over while screaming 'bitch'
bouncer: have a nice day! *rolls eyes and walks back inside*
conekicker by lilysmama January 19, 2014
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Condickted Felon
My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.
Condickted Felon by MizzV March 14, 2015
Conelicker
Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.
Conelicker by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018
Comedick
The word created and popularised by our lord and savior Axolotl on discord, Defines as something funny quoted from Axolotl
Comedick by MrAxolotl#5175 October 7, 2022
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