combsing 

To act like a quote "individual" when, in doing so you are actually conforming. this also includes, trying too hard to be a "hipster", whining to Tumblr about your problems, and even having a tumblr in the first place.

Bro, quit Combsing

combsing by not the braun September 26, 2010

combing the cat 

when a woman masturbates with a comb

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro

combing the cat by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

combing the carpet 

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

combing the carpet by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Combing the Collie 

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

Combing the Collie by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

back combing bitch 

Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.

Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki

Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!

back combing bitch by CJ2019 February 10, 2017

Combing The Desert 

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

Combing The Desert by Trauwyn June 10, 2005

Combing my hair 

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

Combing my hair by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006