Collaborhate 

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.

John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.

Collaborhate by Qaizoku December 4, 2010

Collaborhate 

When you dislike someone yet still have to work them, all the while suffering the consequences of their actions or inactions on the project

Justin's volatility creates a whirlwind of negativity for everyone on the team. Anytime I'm assigned to work with him, I'm in a constant state of collaborhate

Collaborhate by goodcollaborater October 4, 2022

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie 

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010

legitimate collaboration 

Any constructive educational and intellectual practice that aims to facilitate optimal learning outcomes through interaction between students

Some school in the suburbs might have a legitimate collaboration

legitimate collaboration by rockwell13 August 23, 2006

Collaboration 

The idea that everyone can work together and produce something better than they could on their own with less work.
Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help

Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration

Collaboration by Winning_Gnome December 31, 2011

gang collaboration

(N) a way for gangs to work together on the streets in harmony

The Bloods and Crips at the 'Truc Picnic' in '92 were using the ways of gang collaboration by agreeing to live by the Code of Thug Life.

gang collaboration by Stephen Le Mense September 17, 2006

Collaborative Consumption 

Collaborative consumption is when pre-owned goods are passed on from someone who does not want them to someone who does.

Joe practices collaborative consumption on BoxGiver by exchanging packaging materials with his neighbors.

Collaborative Consumption by AnacapaHall October 16, 2021