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colateral damage 

The other two defenitions are bull. Colateral is civiliians getting killed by military action . Colateral when involving civilians can be the same as friendly fire.
When the helicopters rocket was fired shrapnel from the explosion killed a civilian
colateral damage by scannerfish December 31, 2004

colateral damage 

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.
georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.
colateral damage by daDebil February 29, 2004

Collateral Damage 

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.
When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.
Collateral Damage by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010

collateral damage 

Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).

Collateral Damage Pussy 

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.
Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

collateral damage 

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.
"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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