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The box a dick comes in
by Anonymous December 06, 2002
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Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
I ate her pussy and then fucked it.
by JrBarnes November 11, 2010
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Something men babies spend 9 months getting out of - and the rest of their lives trying to get back into ...
I gotsta get me inta some PUSSY !!!
by Phil MaKrackin July 21, 2014
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1. Nice name for a cat
2. Slang for women's genitals
3. Cowardly
1. I just bought a pussy from the pet store
2. I stroked her pussy
3. He didn't jump, he wass too much of a pussy!
by daimo May 12, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009
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i shave my pussy everyday
by Emily April 18, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. a group of cats
2. a group of female genitalia
3. the french
1. koreans eat pussies for breakfast
2. i eat pussies for breakfast
3. eat me you tree hugging fuckers
by Peter June 11, 2003
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