cokemonkey 

A nickname for people who do large amounts of crack cocaine

Chris Farley was such a cokemonkey.

cokemonkey by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

colamonkey55 

the coolest tiktoker ever so funny and gorgeous af.

wow she’s funny must be colamonkey55

colamonkey55 by pariseffiin June 24, 2021

Cubemonkey 

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.

I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.

Cubemonkey by Richard Smith July 20, 2006

colamonkey55 

1) One of the hottest tiktokers there is

2) A tiktok star who repeatedly wears any form of a child cartoon on their shirts, can’t pick a hair color, and stays being hilarious without fail

3) a term used to describe the best tiktoker

“Hey man, that chick is definitely a colamonkey55. I aint never seen moves that good in my life!”

colamonkey55 by jdawg6999 August 4, 2021

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

codemonkey 

Supreme ruler of project rockstar
Creator of life, A Rockstar life.

All hail the codemonkey, and everything before him

codemonkey by colin miles February 21, 2004