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Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.
Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.
by Merchant August 30, 2005
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by Merchant August 31, 2005
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by Merchant August 30, 2005
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"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"
by Merchant August 31, 2005
Get the Strippiest mug.Also known as a Grey, these aliens have large upsidedown-seed shaped heads, black slanted seed-shaped eyes, tiny slits for mouths, usually no nose or nostrils, tend to be about three and a half feet tall, communicate through telepathy, and tend to reportedly smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard. They are called Reticulins because they supposedly come from the Zeta Reticuli star systems.
The Reticulin seemed to move slowly so the Sarge took his chances and cracked a heavy baseball bat over its head, snapping its neck and crushing its skull.
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