Merchant's definitions
A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)
by Merchant August 31, 2005
Get the Schwartzmug. A waitress, prostitute, anime character, videogame character, or average girl who wears a costume which consists of a bunnyears hairband, a fluffy bunnytail, and sometimes a bowtie and tuxedo wrist-cuffs. Bunnygirl outfits are usually intended to be sexually arousing.
by Merchant August 30, 2005
Get the Bunnygirlmug. Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.
Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.
by Merchant August 30, 2005
Get the Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfenmug. by Merchant September 1, 2005
Get the Mexilemug. "The symbol on the door was obviously the mark of Kantaris, so I slid a new mag into my Socom .45ACP before opening the door..."
by Merchant August 31, 2005
Get the Kantarismug. Short for Chinese Communist and sometimes Chinese Communications (military intel, not normal language), and also widely used in military terms to describe something Chinese such as a Type-56 assault rifle or a Chicom Bag and sometimes in general to things which pertain to asian communism. Chicom originated out of the Vietnam War and was first used as slang for tiny burlap bags or packets which usually contained Chinese, NVA, or Vietcong made communist propaganda as well as intel, ammo, food, medical supplies, etc.
Private Steve:"These chicom rations taste like rat shit..." Sargeant Wilko: "That chicom ration IS rat shit... your eating a can filled with it you moron!"
by Merchant August 30, 2005
Get the Chicommug. What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.
"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"
by Merchant August 31, 2005
Get the Strippiestmug.