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A hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear
"damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?"
"I'll take down that cock blocker, now run free unhindered my freind, go deep!"
by I aint leavin no name August 29, 2008
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prevents pussy for others
by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003
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A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
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when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel
Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in
by monet July 14, 2004
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used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)
Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!
by vakdra November 25, 2003
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Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.
He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.
by B-Unit December 08, 2003
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people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.
Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!
by twouptwodown December 17, 2008
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