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1. colostomy bag
A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
by blake Nov 19, 2003 add a video
2. colostomy bag
A more extreme form of a douchebag
I always thought Josh was a douchebag, until I saw him sniffing candles at Bath & Body Works with his girlfriend. I then upgraded his status to "colostomy bag".
3. colostomy bag
Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.
That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!
by RachelS Dec 2, 2003 add a video
4. colostomy bag
Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!
I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.
5. colostomy bag
a bag you shit in through your chest
sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
6. colostomy bag
a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)
ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow
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