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34 definitions by theunknowngl

 
1.
1. (Am. English) a condom

2. (Brit. English) an eraser
1. How did I run out of rubbers so fast?

2. Any of you blokes got a rubber? This number 3 pencil is too dark.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
2.
1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
3.
a US Navy Sailor. derogatory
Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
4.
Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort
What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
5.
1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.
I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
6.
A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.
Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
 
7.
Def: A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.
So did you ever meet your friend's mom's Arab boyfriend that left the note on the door? Sounds like an urban legend to me.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004