theunknowngl's definitions

waste of life

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

grunt

1. infantryman in the US Army
2. any Soldier. sometimes derogatory.

I hate walking into a bar and seeing a bunch of grunts.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ass

n. 1) buttocks

n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves

n. 3) sexy women

n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass.

2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself.

3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym.

4. I really need to get me some ass tonight!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

field day

1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.

1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

jic

n. Colorado. acronym for Just In Case

Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.

by theunknowngl March 28, 2007

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

hard for The Guard

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004