cockblocking
That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.
cockblocking by WillyStyle November 9, 2007
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cockblocking
Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
cockblocking by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
cockblocking
The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
cockblocking by thesilverduke January 4, 2021
Cockblocking
Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Cockblocking by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021
cockblocking
cockblocking by gos loveme August 16, 2023
cockblocking keyboard
The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
cockblocking keyboard by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011
Cockblocking coalition
Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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