Clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.
Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.
A state of marked social degradation that is absolute in nature and brought on by the keen wit of a legitimate snark.
To be asymmetrically bamboozled beyond the point of bewilderment — to be so is to be far from a return to normalcy.
Jonas: I cant… I have nothing anymore.. im done, seen through, ruined…
*Jonas fills up a plastic bag with tears and drowns himself*
Mark: Incredible!! Such a brilliant yet stubborn bigot has been had!
Jacobson IV: What an extraordinary occasion! Jonas just got Clowned to Kingdom Come. That sharpened silver-tongued slick devil who did it is a legitimate snark.
Bobby Danny: You’re right about that, Jacobson IV. I do NOT want to be clowned by that guy!
usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.
Mike: Dude, Jimmykicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned