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when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle
wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!
by mad cunt1 February 22, 2011
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slang word for cans of empty beers, left over the next morning after a long night of solid partying.
"dude, help me get these empties in the trash before my parents get home!"
by see_oh October 13, 2008
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A feeling of hollowness.
I feel so empty now that he's gone.
by Brittany is the best September 13, 2005
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Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.
"Do you wanna come round to my bit tonight? I've got an empty."
by sarah May 08, 2004
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(noun)

A bowl movement that leaves one feeling tired and hungry
Jordan: Hey, Tyrone! You wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tyrone: Naw, man, I just had an empty!
Jordan: Damn!
by jtown2209 August 03, 2010
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baggies you buy to fill with drugs to sell
you know a spot where i can get some empties?
by jusenee January 12, 2006
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The empty glass left behind on the table, usually in a bar or restaurant where fresh glasses are brought for new drinks. Usually refers to beer glasses, (pint) but could refer to any empty glass.
He had been at the pub for awhile, judging by all the empties on the table.
by cozy_socks April 13, 2008
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