Definitions by spinaltapsoundguy

alt f4 

Press "Alt-F4" in World of Warcraft to make your mage cast a vanishing spell.

Alt F4 is a vanishing spell! It really works! Try it; it really makes things disappear. I shit you not.

alt f4 by spinaltapsoundguy May 1, 2010

redneck 

Despite conventional intuition, rednecks are incredibly inventive when it comes to engineering.

I've seen a redneck-built jacuzzi constructed from a metal tub, a scaffolding frame, and a fire pit. It may not look very glamorous, but hell, it works, doesn't it?

redneck by spinaltapsoundguy February 11, 2010

that blowjob sucked 

Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.

Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!

that blowjob sucked by spinaltapsoundguy February 7, 2010

game rape 

Can also mean the phenomenon involving a marginally playable game whose physics and controls are so fundamentally broken that it rapes anybody who tries to play it. Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 comes to mind.

Kudos to Pokecapn, Illuminatus Vespucci, Kung Fu Jesus, Medibot, and Kaz, for braving over twenty hours of game rape to bring us all a Let's Play of Sonic 2006, the game that decides for itself whether or not you get to beat it.

game rape by spinaltapsoundguy January 21, 2010

acid off a duck's back 

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.

Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.

acid off a duck's back by spinaltapsoundguy January 6, 2010

al capwned 

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009

black friday 

The day after Thanksgiving, on which thousands of people flock to the stores like lemmings, risking getting trampled just to save a few dollars even though they have a whole month to do their Christmas shopping.

Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room.

Black Friday makes complete nuts out the sanest people; mothers will kill each other just to get a doll for little Suzie.

black friday by spinaltapsoundguy November 27, 2009