Cumplaning 

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

Cumplaning by AirRoar February 26, 2010

Coupland 

Typically a legend who is solid with the ladies and is considered a lad, can sometimes be a knob but he makes up for it by being a joker.

that guy Max is pretty much a Coupland

Coupland by the real dogg December 1, 2011

Couplandesque 

Couplandesque (adj.) To be philosophical about pop culture; to view aspects of mass media and cultural consumption as trancendental; to find meaning in that which is normally viewed as shallow or mundane. Derived from the works of Douglas Coupland, wherein pop culture is analyzed and celebrated on a personal level.

Coca-Cola, Legos and McDonald's all in one film? How Couplandesque!

Couplandesque by Kris September 28, 2004

Chumpled 

When three guys like you at one time and you lead them on even though you don't like them

Wow my friend Elanna she is getting chumpled.

Chumpled by Waterking February 27, 2019

chumplord 

often misunderstood as possibly being a positive thing with the use of lord, chumplord is very negative in nature. ultimately being lord of the chumps makes you the lowest of the low. the lowest chump of them all.

EX: "man that devin kid that always drinks all the beer and passes out in the corner is such a chumplord." "lets draw on him."

chumplord by dumpymcdumperson October 21, 2015

Chumplin 

A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin

Please hand me another chumplin for consumption

The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening

My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin

Chumplin by mAntis99 September 27, 2011

Chimphandfeet 

A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.

What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!

Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.

Chimphandfeet by Superheeman April 18, 2010