90 definitions by Kris
by Kris December 2, 2004
by Kris April 6, 2005
One of the more horrific items of practical jokery, basically a "liquid filled" used condom thrown at a (soon to be former) friend or preferably an enemy as you would a water balloon. Not Recommended if you want to remain popular, or indeed, alive.
"Well your honour, I stabbed him 40 times as the previous day he got me in the face with a particularly well filled spunkbomb, covering my skin my clothes, and possibly my soul, with foul salty seminal fluid"
by Kris April 7, 2005
tremendously ignorant of reality. look for his picture in the dictionary under 'foolish'.
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
synonyms for GWB: hypocrite, liar, cheat, blasphemer, shadeball, asshole, wannabe dictator, stupid motherfucker, monkey raping shit eater, Dick Cheyney, taint licker (his father's, of course), father of the demon created by fucking the middle east. Possibly the most disgraceful embarassment to anyone who really does believe in and trust God.
def. of someone who understands and agrees with God- benevolent, wise, discerning, trustworthy, honest, consistent, just, good steward of money, time, and resources, seeks to honor God through his or her actions, fears God's wrath, treats others as he or she would like to be treated, learns from advice and experience, does not rashly jump to conclusions without all the facts, does not falsely accuse, has a mutually loving relationship with God, praises God because he knows God deserves much more than simply praise. (this is a very simple and concise definition)
If anyone truelly confuses any of these attributes with any part of George Bush's life, I feel hopelessly sorry for you and your blindness. I hope to God that one day one of his infinite attempts to reveal himself to you is successful, and you too can share the light.
and don't be condescending towards me. theres an enormous difference between religion and faith, and i am very aware that a lot of religions and portions of religions are all fucked up. so don't BLINDLY follow ANY religion, thats almost as ignorant as believing Bush. just draw your own conclusions and make your own decisions and stop letting the 4th branch of the government, aka the media, control your perspective of the world.
just remember...'i'm the only motherfucker that can change my life' - I.T. Revolutionary Vol. II
competent individual speaking to a fool: "no one in their right mind would do that..you can't get away with that; who the fuck do you think you are? George Bush!?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
worst insult in the world, to be used only against the Bush twins -
"you mean to tell me your dad is
George W Bush?"
by Kris February 21, 2005
Stands for Underage Boobies. While it can be used to describe the breasts of an under-18 year old girl, it is usually used to describe a hot under-18 year old girl that usually provokes a look-but-don't-touch reaction. Alternately it can describe a number of teenage girls when used in a blanket description such as "many UB".
Damn, did you see that UB over there?"
"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"
"Hey Jim, a whole busload of UB came into work today for 'Take Your Daughters To Work Day'"
by Kris February 5, 2004
African Smurf. The Saharan bi-product of hit anime legend: "stroumpfs". These lame Franco-Animation personalities in the less appreciated, yet fully adoptive, African television market went virtually unnoticed throughout their active television release years (1981 - 1984)
"Smigette" = Village Whore
by Kris December 7, 2004