chug monkey

a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.

meesh is such a fucking chug monkey. how can a woman always be as drunk and stupid as her.

chug monkey by less indifference April 22, 2006

Butt Chug Monkey

A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.

Do not feed the Butt Chug Monkey

Butt Chug Monkey by XMC7991 September 23, 2016

Monkey Chug 

To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.

My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!

I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.

Monkey Chug by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009

monkey chug 

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

monkey chug by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

J-Money Chug 

When a young caucasian/jew man wakes up irritated on a couch only to find a full beer in front of him and a few friends. He looks at his fellow peers who woke him up out of his much needed sleep and grabs the beer and starts to "deep throat" jug it. The jugging usually lasts 8-10 seconds as his friends watch in awe, the young jew then slams down the beer, where shockingly and sadly only 1/8th of the beer is finshed. Its pretty humiliating. J-Money Chug is nothing to boast about.

their really is no example because the J-Money Chug is extremely rare, usually it works out the same way as described above. You shouldn't really be proud of this.

J-Money Chug by quetenemos April 22, 2007

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010