Top Definition
1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
by BillCheese1 February 05, 2010

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