A mean and unreasonably stupid person who behaves rudely.

This application of the word Chooch originates from the trenches of wireless consulting, and is used in reference to someone who would rather pay more than get help... but is overly rude about it. Used rather often in wireless sales.
That guy told me to piss off when I offered my help! What a chooch!
by The Burnman April 11, 2005
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The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.
Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.
by Joe Frat October 01, 2006
Italian slang for hardhead,, blockhead,, any of a number similar insults pertaining to one's stubborness or limited use of common sense.
There is no convincing that Chooch.
by chooch November 16, 2003
Nickname for baseball player Carlos Ruiz, the best Phillies catcher ever! Fans also chant it as a sign of affection.
Ruiz just hit a grand slam?! CHOOCH! (or more often, CHOOOOOOOCH!)
by Steven-O August 29, 2010
Exhaling smoke out of your mouth and a term only used by 1puglife on youtube
Ya buddy Chooch It!!
by spoilt92 December 25, 2010
A jackass. one who acts without thinking.
Why would you put the icream in the refrigerator and not the freezer? Geez! You're such a chooch!
by ReGina January 15, 2005
of possible italian origin, a chooch is similar to a fool or chump. used as a deragatory term to those who are not worthy of respect.
when angelo was defeated in ping pong, on lookers called him a chooch.
by albertking February 16, 2009
someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.
chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do
by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013

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