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Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong
me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe
by Dukes79 May 20, 2010
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To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009
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Slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc was really chooching last night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
by marcrob June 28, 2007
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An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.
Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!
by Don E. Brook July 10, 2008
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Moronic immature pain in the ass can also mean: ass hole, cock sucker, jack off, sob, etc...
that chooch threw a grape at my orange juice
by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 22, 2006
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someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.
chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do
by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013
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To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.
After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".
by Yeti / Wendy July 09, 2009
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