A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."
Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.
A sucker. One who falls easy for a con.
The last guy who bought shit from me was a total chooch, I'll be calling that sucker
chooch is a person who doesn't tip. Someone who is a scrooge with their money. Always looking for a free ride.
NO, he was a chooch
Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong
me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe
To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.
first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
1: a person who has a morally skewed view of the world or society in general 2. to be conned by someone 3. to be let down by an event or person
1: anyone who has an addiction ( eg: alcohol, pokies, drugs, sluts) is a chooch
2: i sent money to someone in nigeria and he chooched
me 3. a holday website taking bookings and money ended up chooching
people as it was fake
In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.
Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.
You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?
Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.