In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.
Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

by Scott Christensen January 24, 2008
1: a person who has a morally skewed view of the world or society in general 2. to be conned by someone 3. to be let down by an event or person
1: anyone who has an addiction ( eg: alcohol, pokies, drugs, sluts) is a chooch 2: i sent money to someone in nigeria and he chooched me 3. a holday website taking bookings and money ended up chooching people as it was fake
by punani k September 01, 2010
An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.
Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!
by Don E. Brook July 10, 2008
To cry while masturbating. To feel sorry for oneself, be overly sensitive, complain, or otherwise act in a self pitting way. Most commonly, but not necessarily referring to love issues.
Be nice to to Amy, she is feeling choochy.

Mallory has been chooching in her room ever sense that guy broke up with her.

I don't want to go out tonight; I just want to listen to sad music and chooch.

I don't like him, he is a total chooch.
by Airam.enaj November 15, 2009
Slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".
Marc was really chooching last night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.
by marcrob June 28, 2007
To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.
After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".
by Yeti / Wendy July 09, 2009
A cheap person, most likely a jew who skimps out on paying 90% of the time
Dude, J-Walt is a chooch. he expects us to bail him out...FREE JWALT
by Joe jeha June 16, 2008

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