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Adj; A tightly wound,anal retentive motor sergeant with a wicked flat top and a protruding vein coming from his forehead. AKA The Giff.
I can't believe The Giff made me combat park all of those vehicles. What a Chooch!
by rdsxfanatic June 14, 2006
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a very strange and ackward word...commonly confused with the word cooch....This word was first founded in the town of Eastbridgewater, MA..Only foreigners from east of the bridge use it most commonly "tardie"...It is often used in refference to someone who is very stubborn, dimwitted, and does not like to listen to other people...
William: Why wont your mom let you use your car?
Tardie: I dont know she can just be a chooch..
by Billllly June 17, 2007
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paul shllaku is a chooch
by ryandarossa3 January 19, 2011
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People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.
The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
by jones June 15, 2004
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A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."
Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.
by Mhu Cao November 06, 2010
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Some one who is named Tyler and uses slightly homo sexual slang through email
"Thanks Bro Montana"

Fwd: What a chooch
by wawa12345 March 12, 2012
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Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..
"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"
by Ben September 14, 2004
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