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Chipmonking 

storing a males partners nuts in your cheeks as part of sex play
His nuts were so big chipmonking him was difficult
Chipmonking by JozefB October 25, 2019

Chipmanning 

Setting fire to a building and or school bus with 25 children and 2 pregnant women inside. Bonus points if you take a picture with the remains of your victims behind you. Double bonus points if you end up being chosen to lead the federal agency that spearheaded the massacre.
Back in 93' David went chipmanning down in Waco, Tx. Little did he know 28 years later he would be chosen by the most popular potato to ever have been elected president (honk-honk) to lead the ATF.
Chipmanning by S. Patriot July 21, 2021

Chipmunking 

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."
Chipmunking by MonkChipper November 10, 2012

Chipmunking 

The most gnarly of sex acts. This is when a woman deepthoats a mans dick and when she reaches the base, stuffs one nut per inside her cheeks and smiles and moans ....the moan because of the throat obstruction ...makes her sound like a chipmunk.
That girl can swallow a dick, and before I knew it her cheeks were full and she was chipmunking me.
Chipmunking by RedneckR0nin September 8, 2018

Cajun Chipmunkin' 

It's when a girl sucks a cock lets him cum in her mouth, then runs to the bathroom with a Cajun injector and suctions the load and then injects it into her vagina!
Crystal was so eager to have a baby by JimBob, she did some Cajun Chipmunkin' last night!
Cajun Chipmunkin' by Coonie January 9, 2014

chipmunking 

Chipmunking.. In the porn world, It’s when the guy pushes his stiff cock into your cheek hard from the inside out, creating the classic β€œchipmunk face” with bulging cheek. Now a true chipmunking purist will point out that the cock must be pushing so hard that there is a discernable dick head outline showing thru her tightly strained cheek..
Last night I gave the cashier a good chipmunking! Her cheeks were so soft and warm...