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celestuous 

Having great beauty, figure, and passion. A prize worth winning, a song worth hearing, and a meal worth eating.
The celestuous Celeste was up for auction amongst the galaxies most wealthy and insiduous villains.
celestuous by d pizzle October 23, 2007
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homo-cestuous 

1. relating to an incestuous love affair between family members of the same gender. Most commonly between siblings.
Homo-cestuous is the new gay honey, everybodies doin it.

After the game when Eli and Peyton Manning hugged I got the feeling that at one time their relationship might have been homo-cestuous.
homo-cestuous by Nikolai Vincinius October 28, 2010

Friend-cestuous 

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.
You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.
Friend-cestuous by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

Celestius 

(Celestius)(Noun)
Geometry Dash player who has beaten multiple extreme demons, such as Carcano, Celestial Force, and Ethereal Artifice.

Owner of the "Delta Public Discord Server".

Loves to build "Among Us" crewmates in Hypixel build battles in his free time.
"Man, Celestius is so good at Geometry Dash, I bet he gets laid every night!"

"Dude, you're gonna become a Celestius if you keep getting better at Geometry Dash!"
"God I hate Celestius so much, whenever I see him online on Discord, I just want to smash my brains into a concrete slab and staple my nuts to a cactus! He's just way too good at Geometry Dash!"
Celestius by ItsVersa March 10, 2021

chelectuouse

chuh-lek-chew-us

undescribable
sherry: hey how are you
sharlen: im feeling chelectuouse
sherry: explain.
sharlen: i don't know how i feel
chelectuouse by luperative09 July 22, 2009

Celestus 

1) a wiseass
2) a person whose repertoire is full of witty responses
3) a person who can shut you up with what they say
1) "It all comes down to the dymanic interaction of the intermediate variables of the DH345 rule of applied psychodynamics."
2) "I'm rubber, you are glue."
3) "Shut up bitch!"

The above are all possible responses of Celestus.
Celestus by Ouranios May 12, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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