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Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
He is so witty... I think I am in love.
by Kellsbells October 26, 2005
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A relativly cool person, who can think of clever, but not particulary rude or offensive, funny comebacks on the top on their heads, making people laugh, not annoyed.
You find very few people who are genuinly witty..people just try too hard these days to be funny.
by Maybelline February 18, 2006
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is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation
by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009
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having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram
wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!
by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009
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mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world
by p.$schmitz November 14, 2003
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A girl who is a bitty that has potential to be your wife.
That girl is not just a bitty, but she could be your witty.

Ashley is witty material, but Shelby is just a bitty.
by Johan Lillis McNair October 19, 2009
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Man Matt is such a witty. He loves his f.o.c. porn and Zelda!!!
by akiedis25 January 27, 2009
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