friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

friendcestuous by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

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Friendcestuous

A word to describe a person or people who sleeps with and/or dates several different friends within the same social circle.

She is so friendcestuous, she has slept with every single one of her single guy friends, and they are all friends with each other.

Friendcestuous by JENACIDE December 12, 2013

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Friendcestuous

Friendcestuous - meaning to have a group of friends that will date each other , break up and date each other's exs in the friend group and not be bothered by it.

I don't go near molly because her friend group is Friendcestuous and I don't want too much weirdness and dramatic for my taste.

Friendcestuous by Feoeleadorvnors April 3, 2025

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Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

Friend-cestuous by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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