friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

friendcestuous by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

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Friendcestuous

A word to describe a person or people who sleeps with and/or dates several different friends within the same social circle.

She is so friendcestuous, she has slept with every single one of her single guy friends, and they are all friends with each other.

Friendcestuous by JENACIDE December 12, 2013

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Friendcestuous

Friendcestuous - meaning to have a group of friends that will date each other , break up and date each other's exs in the friend group and not be bothered by it.

I don't go near molly because her friend group is Friendcestuous and I don't want too much weirdness and dramatic for my taste.

Friendcestuous by Feoeleadorvnors April 3, 2025

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Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

Friend-cestuous by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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