Cashcrate.com 

A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents

Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!

Cashcrate.com by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010

Cashtrate 

Cashtrate:To make someone financially impotent
Cashtrated(V):To become financially impotent

derived from the word castrate which means to make guy impotent by removing his testicles

yo dude my fooking dial up connection CASHTRATED me again

Cashtrate by [HT]FataL_ErroR March 18, 2005

Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

Cashtration by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Castrate 

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.

I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.

Castrate by Joseph September 18, 2004

castrated 

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

castrated by Shib May 14, 2002

castrate 

to get your balls cut off

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.

castrate by 69 December 23, 2004

Castrate Yourself 

Something that is said to a dude who has said or done something so inexplicably stupid that his gametes need to be immediately removed from the gene pool.

Ryan: Yeah, I thought it best to get back together with her again.
Josh: Isn't this the fourth time?
Ryan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Fucking castrate yourself.

Castrate Yourself by AbsolutelyPolishedBean May 18, 2016