A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

Cashtration by Jeorne May 6, 2009

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Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.

Cashtration by anafo July 11, 2011

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mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

mass castrations by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

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Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."

Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?

Mexican Castration by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009

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