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The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.
by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.
by Mellen1 April 27, 2010
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The act of cutting your financial supply off.
Don't sack me please, I don't want to be cashtrated!

Cashtration is a sick thing I tell you.
by 123b October 04, 2009
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A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}
When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
by Jeorne May 06, 2009
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.
by anafo July 11, 2011
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