| 1. | Cashtration | ||
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The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.
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| 2. | Cashtrate | ||
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Cashtrate:To make someone financially impotent
Cashtrated(V):To become financially impotent derived from the word castrate which means to make guy impotent by removing his testicles yo dude my fooking dial up connection CASHTRATED me again
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| 3. | RadioShack | ||
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Once-powerful electronics store. Currently in financial trouble such that they cannot pay their employees on time. Also, tends to produce an uncanny level of returns on a particular employee, thus named "Cody."
Also, cannot afford full-time (40 Hour) pay, so all workers, save managers, must work less than 30 hours per work week. Therefore, though a decent employee can make $10+ an hour, said employee still will average only $400 every two-week period, if employee is lucky as fuck. "Damn, Cody got another return. That's what, $3,000 in the past six weeks?"
"Indeed. He is very fucked by Stan Stan He's Our Man If He Can't Do It Some Other Braindead Monkey-Fuck Can." "Fuck. I should go back to laying concrete. At least there I did 40 hours a week. You know, it would be nice if RadioShack could give me 40 hours a week so I wouldn't have to bum money off my girlfriend." |
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| 4. | Cashtration | ||
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.
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| 5. | Cashtration | ||
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The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.
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