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1. A disease that some humans contract. The few of them are breast, prostate or lung cancer.

2. Astrological sign for those born between June 21- July 23.
1. Billy's mother told him to stop smoking but being the usual stubborn bastard he is, he would not listen to her. Years later, he was diagnosed with lung cancer.

2. Us Cancer people is known to be very intuitive.
by ??? June 12, 2003
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Dude, I have cancer.
Well you're fucked.
by for da lulz May 17, 2010
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Cigarettes = Cancer
by WhyRemonWhy March 10, 2010
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Donald Trump, Keemstar, Sam Pepper, Fine Bros etc.
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by British Snob September 06, 2016
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Something that is unbelievably cringy and terrible. Commonly found on the internet, though anything that isn't born from the web but still meets the above criteria may still be referred to as cancerous.
"Wow, the Star Wars prequels are pure cancer."

"Good God, Youtube comment sections are rife with cancer."
by ToatitosScoops December 07, 2016
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1. A horrible disease that causes tumours in certain areas
2. A horrible disease that plagues websites like YouTube, Twitch and various other websites with unfunny jokes, godawful memes and general slapstick humour ripe for kids.
Teen 1: Who do you watch on YouTube?
Teen 2: I watch a lot. You'd probably not like to hear them all!
Teen 1: I watch dank meme compilations, leafyishere, dramaalert and ricegum! Their content is awesome.
Teen 2: you listed every tumour on YouTube. Cancer retard gtf out of here dumbarse.
Or...
"I have cancer" -unfunny 2 years at my school who don't even know who the Shrimpson Boyz are.
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by Fergsu Blues August 02, 2016
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A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.
The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.
by Willy Bee November 02, 2007
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